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NICK the Fat Free and Stuff

Disclaimer: I will not assume responsibility shopping cart and headed to Aldi, or All-Die,
for any massive weight gain or health or A-Ladi, or however them Germanians say
conditions that arise after you read this it. I made it to one of my favorite sections.
HICK article. We all saw it. Ya take the misses out The puddin section. I was dumb founded to
for a romantic Friday night fish fried find that 75 percent of the puddin was fat
sandwich at the local Mac and Dons and in free. Now what in the Sam Hill? Who in the
your blurred line of sight stands Marlie... worl’ wants fat free pudding? Is it just me or
again. Now this would not be a dill-emma are people getting crazier. If im having a
and maybe in the grand scheme of things pudding, its going to taste great, dang it. Not
th
aint but for the 9 Friday in a row Marlie like you took a Cliff Bar stuck it in the
gets a double quarter pounder and a large blender, added a gallon of water, and made
Diet Coke. You see my point, ole Marie tells it liquefy. Anyway I got to get back to my
me she likes the taste of Diet Coke. I am research on how to shed the winter weight.
pretty sure if you like the taste of Diet Coke Think maybe I should start with a diet
you have been abducted and brain washed Oatmeal Cream Pie, or maybe a diet milk, or
by some outside source. Could be heck maybe I will drink a twelve pack of slim
Sasquatch, could be Aliens, maybe its Al fast. The more you drink the faster it melts.
Gore. Unless you purposely would like to
not enjoy nothing’ in life. At any rate I put
on my shopping bibs, the ones with only 3
coon blood stains, grabbed a quarter for the
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