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Another rant from your favorite redneck UNATTAINABLE EATING HABITS
Eating healthy is so gull dang hard. I always start with good
intentions and healthy ingredients, but somehows end up off
the low calorie train and back to flavor station. Take oatmeal as
breakfast for example. You grab your bowl, ladle some glops in
and take a bite. You think, add some butter, not bad, add some
peanut butter, progressin, throw a few raisons in, closer, add
sugar, almost there, preheat the oven, add flour, grab a cookie
sheet, form into balls and bake 15 minutes. Cookies. Eating
healthy led to cookies. Again. Lunch comes. Colorful fresh
vegetables. Take a bite, decide to add a little ranch. No problem,
just a flavor enhancer. Dump vegetables in bowl, fill with ranch
and eat with fork. Before you know it your healthy lunch turned
into another 1000 calorie consumption. Surly supper can’t flop.
Meat. I hold strong, gonna eat this boneless skinless chicken
plain the way the good gym members intended it. Goes well
until you accidently drop it in the flour bowl from the morning.
Since your half way there you heat up some oil and wala an
artisan bun and pickle and you got yourself a chicken sandwich.
Enough for now, my diet starts tomorrow.
WORD ON THE STREET MAGAZINE 23
